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Shawn Walker

Chief Disruptor

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Dan Mitchell

Assistant Disruptor

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Noah Patterson

Head of Fashion

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Tom Anderson

Sayer of Word Stuff

    This website represents who we are. To us, January 6th was our pivotal moment to shine. Our moment to show allegiance to the fraud who possesses the body type of a melted orange candle. And now? It is revealed to all what a fraud he is. As for us? Our lack of honor to the constitution will be our downfall.

    Now we are lost. Lashing out at things that scare us. When we get scared, we throw things and walk around with big weapons. Honestly, in the end, we will lose...but enjoy our website anyway!

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